Smokes and spirits: proof I’ve been watching too much #GhostHunters

Another night, another dream. This one’s not another nightmare. It’s not disturbing. If anything, it makes me want to hop up and down all exited like..

Like this litte guy:

So then let me tell you about it.

Myself and my parents.. became paranormal investigators.. of all things. I do believe that comes from watching too much Ghost Hunters and Ghost Hunters International (I just can’t help it, it’s so good, I’m addicted! /me fiends ).

Anyway, back to the topic at hand. My parents and I are paranormal investigators. We’re investigating some random house. Since they smoke a shittonne more than I do, they keep going out for smoke breaks, which is pretty stupid, I think. If you’re investigating somewhere, you shouldn’t be going out to smoke during the investigation. You never know, you might come across phantom smells of cigarette smoke, and how would you know if you yourself reek of cigarette smoke? The only time I think one is correct in having a smoke break during an investigation is if one gets knocked the fuck out, but how often does that happen really?

Anyway, We were investigating this house, and they’d headed out for another smoke break while I was inside alone. I walked into a room and saw what looked like a white mist forming on the far side. At first, I’d thought it was just my eyes going blurry, considering it was late, and I was getting tired, but I rubbed my eyes, cleaned my glasses, and sure enough the mist was still there. It started to move towards me. As it did, it darkened–the white became black–and a humanoid figure formed. Before me manifested the apparition of a woman with long, dark hair and an old-fashioned, ivory-white dress. She stood there for a moment, just looking at me. Slowly, I bent down to pick up the mini-dv on the floor and happened to record her just as her image faded away.

It was really exciting. Some time after I awoke, I remembered there was a Ghost Hunters marathon running on Syfy. Guess what I’ve been doing the last several hours? Even skipped the Super Bowl. Now that it’s almost done, I’m probably going to watch even more episodes of what I have on my laptop hard drive. Fun fun fun.